What’s that noise? Short story
‘Tweet tweet! Tweet tweet!’
‘Who’s making that tweet? I’m trying to sleep.’
‘It’s not the fish.’
‘It must be the bird. Shush!’
‘Woof! Woof!’
‘Who’s making that bark?’
‘It’s coming from the park.’
‘It’s not the monkey.’
‘It must be the dog. Shush!’
‘Baa!’
‘Who’s making that baa?’
‘They can’t be far.’
‘Is it the cow?’
‘No, it’s the sheep. Shush!’
‘Zzz, zzz. Zzz, zzz.’
‘Now who’s making that noise? The bird?’
‘The dog? The fish?’
‘The cow?’
‘No, it’s Daddy, he’s fast asleep.’